Thursday, December 2, 2010

Cute Friendship SMS Messages

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!
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A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.
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If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my “FRIEND” you are the “BEST”!
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If kisses were water, I will give you the sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.
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A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.
Bakrid Wishes
Do you know the Meaning of BAKRID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So, In your life all moments bring BAKRID for you….
Wish You…BAKRID MUBARAK.
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When the sun has set, and day is done-
I’ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It’s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
Forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
Around the globe.Eid Mubarik
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May this…
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
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May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart
With love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a
Very Happy Bakrid Mubarik
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The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua’s is all i request
And just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”
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When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
- Benjamin Franklin
Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
- Joshua J. Marine
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
- Thomas A. Edison
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes
Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.
- Peter F. Drucker
It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
- Roy Disney
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
- Albert Einstein
Believe deep down in your heart that you’re destined to do great things.
- Joe Paterno
To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.
- Christy Borgeld
Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the ability to satisfy them.
- Henry Steele Commager
No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will never be more that pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.
- W. Clement Stone
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye
Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.
- John Quincy Adams
Children's Day SMS
Childhood means
Fun unlimited…
Bounteous shower…
Of love and care…
Realm of imagination…
Joy of growing up…
Happy Children’s Day!
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There are only two lasting gift we
should give our children,
One is roots and second is wings…
Happy Children’s Day!
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All those moments of innocent wonders
of enjoying as if there is no tomorrow
of sharing whatever little we possessed
it seems it was only yesterday
on Children’s Day I wish…
all your memories…
…put a smile on your face
Happy Children’s Day!
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On this Children’s Day
Let’s celebrate the
joys of childhood
And have a fantastic time together
Happy Children’s Day
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Oh those beautiful childhood days
I do miss them in many ways
Childhood innocence goes by so fast
And before we know it, it’s in the past
Don’t forget the things you did
Enjoy your life just like a kid.
Happy Children’s Day!
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There are some things, money can’t buy,
One of such things is our childhood,
enjoy the spirit of Children’s Day…
Happy Children’s Day!
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They may not always smell pure and sweet,
A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet.
But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile,
The joys of parenthood are all worth while.
Happy Children’s Day..!!

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
`
When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!
`
A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.
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If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my “FRIEND” you are the “BEST”!
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If kisses were water, I will give you the sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.
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A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.

Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.” And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ******* spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ******* being the Boss. So the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ******* should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don’t need brains to be Boss, any ******* will do!
Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard he bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
funny shayari
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya….
Viru : Wah bhai….par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar…Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai….
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV…
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon…
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai….
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai …aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ….
Ab to hame jaane do …hum bahot thak gaye hai…. !!
Beautiful Quotes
Hi Friends..
i know i am posting after a really long time.
Forgive me for that..
here are some quotes i came across..
“Giving up is the easiest thing in the word to do.
But holding together everything everything,
when everything seems to be falling
apart is the True Strength…”
You can make a difference in your world.
It is not how much you accomplish in life
that really counts, but how much you GIVE to others.
Whatever you LOVE, you are its master.
Whatever you HATE, you are its slave.
The BEAUTY of life does not depend on how happy you are
but on how happy others can be … because of you.
“When it come to glass half full or half empty
I see it as half empty coz that’s how i can fill it.”
The Tree which has the Sweetest fruits gets
the maximum number of Stones..
Diwali Messages
Hi FRIENDS,
Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.
Dhoom machao, Rang jamao… have a blast this Diwali!
1) Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
2) Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali
3) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
4) Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
5) May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year
6) Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
7) May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”
8) Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali
9) Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana
10) Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI
11) May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali
12) As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.
13) Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali
14) Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
15) This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali
16) I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…
17) Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
18) Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
19) Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”
20) “aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho
* HAPPY DIWALI
21) Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
22) With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
23) This van is loaded with
_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
24) All wishing you a very very
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
25) Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
wish U HAPPY DIWALI
26)
0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
27) Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
28) Ur eyes Pataka,Ur lip Rocket,
Ur ear chakri, Ur smile Phuljadi,
Ur style Anar, Ur personality Bomb,
BACH NIKAL LE..
I am coming wid MOMBATTI..
HAPPY DIWALI
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Hon. president A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM & myself wish U & ur fly a HAPPY DIWALI.
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Hearty wishes to u & ur family on d festival of lights …
Let happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
“HAPPY DIWALI”
31) We pray this Deepawali shower upon u..
shanti
shakti
sanyam
sammaan
saralta
safalta
samridhi
sanskar
swasthya
Aur hamari taraf se dher sari subh kamnaye.
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Dhanlaxmi
Dhanyalaxmi
Dhairyalaxmi
Shouryalaxmi
Vidyalaxmi
Karyalaxmi
Vijyalaxmi
Rajlaxmi
may these 8LAXMI shower their blessings on u & ur fmly
‘HAPPY DIWALI’
34) Look
Outside
It’s So Pleasant!
LIGHTS
Smiling
4u!
CANDLES
Dancing
4u!
ANGELS
Singing
4u!
FAIRIES waiting 4u!BCZ I Ask dem 2 Wish
U HAPPY DIWALI.
35) “DIPAWLI Ka Yeh Pyara Tyohaar,
Jeewan Me Laye khusiya Apaar; Laxmiji Viraje Aapke Dwar,
Subh kamna Hamari Kare Sweekar,”
“HAPPY DIWALI”
36) Light ur life with the brightness of love and peace.
Happy Diwali to ur family & u!
37) Brighten this season with your smile…
spread cheer, spread laughter.
Happy Diwali!
38) Have a crackling Diwali.
May this season bring good luck & happiness to u!
39) Diwali aage hain, isliye apna mann kewal PUJA, ARCHANA, SADHNA, AARTI me hi lagana chahata hun.
To aapke pados me inme se koi ho to plz batana.. :-)